"Big Leg" - the Captions

You might not need to try too hard to guess who the authors of some of these are......

"This person has got such 'HOT LEGS' that they needed to be cooled down to stop all the women melting at the love god's feet!" "When Dr. Lurve talked about knee tremblers, I didn’t realise he meant ice-pops" "The latest in NHS orthopaedic care – so sign up with BUPA now! " "........and with no sutures available to stitch his wound Dr 'hard b******' Lurve improvised a dressing." "A new sex aid for the use of aspiring medics" "Attack of the Killer Confectionery" "Do you think I look better in the green ones, sweetie?" "Did you say bandage, or bondage?"

Keep them coming - maybe we should award a special prize?