1.
"Ronnie's head overheats while calculating profits from the BBQ"
2.
The Vatican Council have just announced that a new pope has been elected !!!!!
3.
"That's queer, I could have sworn George W and Malcolm were here a moment
ago..."
4.
"Ah'm NO' steamin'! "
5.
"Discount? Who asked for a discount?"
6.
The man from Del-Monte said, 'Gie's another burger'
7.
'You talkin' to me - Huh! You talkin' to me?'
8. "The vets Four? Good guy, Good guy, Good guy, W....."
9........